friend muscle


to act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.
carlos and jared: did you talk any more sh-t to bill when we were gone?
xander: no, you guys werent here.
carlos/jared: but you’re so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by xander instead of alex or alexander.
xander: i guess we all just have friend muscle.

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