Friend-off
to delete your friend off of facebook
dude we are not talking you are friend off.
when two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. in the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. in the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. should a “douchebag” be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.
the winner of a friend-off is ent-tled and obligated to embarr-ss the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. the loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
combatant 1: friend-off. you won’t do it, p-ssy.
combatant 2: frank!
combatant 1: f-ck you, frank hates you. i claim john.
combatant 2: challenge! john is my brother…
john: only by blood, you’re such a b-tch.
combatant 1: no one loves you. i clearly win.
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