Friend Sponge


someone who can’t make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.
when your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they’ve known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last sat-rday.

Read Also:

  • frolleague

    (noun)a friend who is also a work colleague. frolleagues are often created during a particularly rowdy night of work drinks and are useful as a sounding board for b-tching about your work load/boss etc. a bunch of my frolleagues are going out for a pint tonight. people who you work with that are more than […]

  • Spinach pave

    a spinach pave is the process in which a man eats spinach before intercourse with a woman, then makes baby green diarrhea on a woman’s left b-ttcheek “dude, i gave your sister a spinach pave last night” “f-ck you”

  • front brush

    furry triangular shape between a woman’s legs “i’m gunna have a growl up her front brush”

  • fropple

    being really b-mmed because something you were really looking forward to turned totally sour. mary’s party was a big fropple. or: he seemed really cool but he turned out to be such a jerk that i was froppled the rest of the weekend.

  • Froppling

    the act of jumping off a little couch thingy into a huge bed, as done by katey and hannah dude katey and hannah just did another awesome froppling !


Disclaimer: Friend Sponge definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.