friend stalker


a friend who is obsessed with you and won’t stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
ellen is such a friend stalker, she won’t stop calling me! i don’t even like her!
someone that tries to add all of your friends on your mysp-ce/facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.
after i added candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. she’s a friend stalker.

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