friend tax
the things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.
person 1: “man, why do i have to invite sheila’s loser boyfriend? it’s my d-mn party.”
person 2: “suck it. friend tax.”
taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they’re meal.
friend 1:”hey you just jacked my fries!!!”
friend 2:”i didn’t jack them! that was friend tax.”
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