friendbivalent


noun:

a person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.
girl: oh, is jon your friend?

guy: kind of… we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, paul. i guess we are “friendbivalent.”

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