friendboi


when you’re too unattractive and fugly to be a f-ckboi, so you settle on being friend-zoned forever. really wants to be a f-ckboi, but it’s not an option given what g-d gave you.
sara: what about that guy bobson right there? i know he’s single and got money.

jessica: nah girl, that guy’s a friendboi for life. i’m just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.
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