frienditute
a friend you have (probably on facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. the p-ssing of cash may be involved.
have you seen that dull dave is now friends with hot haylie?
yeah, he’s giving her $5 and a pack of luckys a week. she’s a total frienditute.
-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person’s social networking friend.
-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute
origin:
dec 1, 2010, dilbert by scott adams
creepy tim can’t get any real friends on facebook, so now he’s paying for the services of a frienditute.
paying someone (not always monetary) to be your friend on a social network just to appear like you have cool and interesting friends.
shut up!, were not really friends. i’m just a frienditute for a few days.
a desirable person (particularly an attractive female) who gets paid to be someone’s friend on facebook. (from dilbert cartoon dec. 1, 2010)
i’ll pay you $500 a month to be my facebook friend and post on my wall every week. i know that makes you a frienditute, but we won’t name it!
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