Friendly fifth
that last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.
this -ssures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.
only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?
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