Friendly Maggot
when you want to call someone or something a f-ggot but can’t due to the people around you.
in an elevator
barry: “did you see johnny last night with his light-up t-shirt?”
larry: “yeah what a f-(everybody looks at him) friendly maggot”
barry and larry inside joke.
(watching some guy do handstands on the beach while sitting with his friends)
barry: “you know larry, i think that guy is the friendliest of maggots i have ever seen”
larry: “i concur barry”
(friends looks at them quizzically)
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