Friendly Vulture


a person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the cl-ssroom. usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

common phrases include, “hey, buddy, can i have a piece?”, “i’ll be your best friend!”, and “i’ll give you five bucks.”
“i opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the friendly vultures.”

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