Friendly Wank
to w-nk over someone who you don’t particularly fancy but would totally f-ck.
max: oh i would.
joe: you wouldn’t…
max: i would totally friendly w-nk over mrs powell.
joe: our english teacher?
max: yeah
joe: dude she’s 43…
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