Friends with Citizenship
friends with citizenship refers to a person from any country, meaninglessly marrying someone from another country, just so that they can become a citizen of that country.
friends with citizenship is closely related to friends with benefits.
ted: hey bill, did you see franks new wife?
bill: yeah! she is way hot, how did he find an attractive woman? he looks like a pittbull.
ted: i guess they met on the internet and got married a week later.
bill: wait a minute! sounds like friends with citizenship!
ted: what’s that?
bill: thats when hott chicks get on dating websites, and they find ugly pitbull looking guys to marry so that they can become a citizen of another country.
ted: wow! this example is long!!
bill: yeah… lets smoke a joint!
ted: yay!
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