friends with penalties
a friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or s-xual behavior. many people -ssume the two of you are dating when in public. note: neither party wants something more out of the relationship.
how long have those two been dating?
they aren’t.
is he at least getting some?
no, they are just friends with penalties.
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