Friendship whore
a friendship wh-r- is a person of the female s-x (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship wh-r- has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship wh-r-ism.
side effects: victims of friendship wh-r-ism may experience;
-immediate cardiac arrest
-strange mental patterns
-repet-tion of the alphabet backwards written all over walls
-strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship wh-r-
-severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.
note: to avoid being victimised of a friendship wh-r- i suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. this may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.
i managed to avoid becoming a friendship wh-r- victim and life has never been better
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