friendzoned

when a member of the opposite s-x (usually one you want to hook up with) declares you to be “just a friend”, thereby ruining all potential chances of s-x.
noj: dude, i met this really hot chick and i was gonna hook up with her…until i got friendzoned!

eiddam: aw d-mn man! that sucks -ss!
friendzoned is basically a preemptive rejection where people get too comfortable with someone and see them as only a special conversation/sharing info partner ‘a friend’ and unconsciously reject the person as a s-xual opportunity and would be shocked and appalled if that was brought up
1)becky shares too much with me. she told me how she comes on to people, then did those actions towards me, then when i asked her about it, she said she did not notice and told me she saw me as a friend. got friendzoned.

2)susan makes out with lots of guys. you try to be the next one. you start talking with her a lot. you make a s-xual joke about you two hooking up. she tells you she does not have a lot of male friends and wants to be friends with you. got friendzoned
when you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said ‘lets just be friends’

then you are friend zoned.
p1:i totally like suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
p2;f-ck man, good luck on getting out of the friend zone. lol
you’re an average guy, nice, intelligent, funny, with great wit, you care about other people, whether they are strangers, friends or lovers. you try not to behave like a self-centered idiot and the last thing you would ever do is hurting a woman.

do you match those criteria? well if you do, you’ll soon learn the definition of this word! your crush will date a lousy self-centered pr-ck and you’ll have the honor to be the support shoulder when she realizes how bad he treats her and complains about how awful her life is, wondering why every guy she dates turns out to be a complete moron.
getting friendzoned:
her: “how you’re such a sweetie you’re nice and caring, you support me in my most difficult moments, but you know you’re like a brother to me there’s nooo way we can be more than friends but for me that’s more important than lovers! <3" you: ... guessing what your role will be as a friendzoned guy: her: "wow omg i've met a really nice guy he got such an amazing car and he's sooo good-looking chiseled muscles and all he's swag plus he seems to reeaaally like me! <3" you: ... ... ... a word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are s-x-vending machines. these guys typically think in terms of: nice comments + good deeds + girl = s-x the term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure". jack: aw man, i just got friend zoned by lisa after all that hard work i put into being nice to her. john: i heard "hurr durr, i keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no s-x is coming out!". seriously. when a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite s-x by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. therefore making you "just friends." what the heck.. i just got friend zoned by jodie. a phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. the reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so. girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. he doesn't get it.' 1 2 next › last »