friglet
the offspring of a pig and a frog… basically the child of kermit and miss piggy.
also known as a ‘frig’ or a ‘pog’.
the friglet is a delicacy amongst the french (even though they’ll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it’s grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who’s ever caught one is often referred to as being ‘a lucky frigger’.
“kermie… i want for us to settle down and have friglets”
“oh but piggy… we’ve gotten low ceilings… surely they’ll hurt themselves?”
“hmm… you’re right… forget it… let’s just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!”
from ‘muppet & muppettability’ by austin jayne.
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