frisky toilet seat
a toilet seat that pinches your -ss upon arising. most common with wooden toilet seats that have an invisible hairline crack that opens with the weight of someone sitting but closes up and grabs some -ss skin when the user rises and the weight is removed.
that frisky toilet seat at school got me for some skin and hair.
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