fritter licker
a term my inventive boyfriend just told me is apparently a commonly used phrase supposedly meaning “one who licks v-g-n-s “, possibly a term for lesbians , in an effort to cover up his suspiciously h-m- erotic fantasy involving courgettes.
“i am not a h-m-s-xual man, i’m a hardcore fritter licker!”
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