Frogger
the act of jacking off in the shower whilst in a squatting position and bouncing up & down on the b-lls of your feet imitating a frog and firing your spooge directly into the drain to avoid uneccessary clean up.
dude i just did the frogger in the shower this morning thinking about the fat sl-t i shafted last nite, feels good no mess.
1. a video game created in 1981 in which a player-controlled frog must hop across a highway and a river (using logs) while dodging cars, gators, otters, etc.
2. crossing a busy street without the use of a light as a pedestrian.
2. car..car.. car.. alright- looks like we have to frogger it.
walking in front of oncoming traffic and jumping out of the way just in time.
made from the video game: frogger.
i dare you to frogger
no, man! i’ll get smoked by a car!
n. an aggressive freeway driver who jumps from lane to lane, hoping to shave precious seconds off their commute, and who is likely to be crushed by a truck someday. they can also be spotted following dangerously close behind other vehicles when there is no room to p-ss.
the frogger cut off dozens of drivers on his way to work, saving a whopping 2 minutes. later, he was h-t by lightning and n-body cried.
a subst-tute for or an actual expletive, specifically taking the place of “f-ck” or “sh-t” in a time on intense frustration.
frogger! i cut my hand off!!
the “frogger” is a s-xual maneuver in which the copulating couple engage in -n-l s-x on the curbside of a busy street. as the man removes his p-n-s from his lady friend’s -n-l r-ct-m, he -j-c-l-t-s on her back and pushes her into moving traffic. if the woman is h-t and killed, both lose. however, if she reaches the other side of the street, both win. the couple can receive bonus points for each car dodged on the busy thoroughfare.
i did a frogger with my girlfriend on main st. in charlottesville, virginia. she dodged traffic after i sp-nked all over her. when she got to the other side, she jumped on a lilly pad.
a s-x manouvre where a line of men lay down and a single woman leapfrogs across having s-x with each one in turn
oh carolyn was giving us all a frogger
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