frogging

d-gg-ng at the local swimming pool
jack and sarah were frogging in the deep end.
the act of downloading a video from youtube or another video site and then posting it again from your own account, often in lower quality and with annoying music in the background.

the reason why froggers do this is unkown, although it is possibly to increase hits to their account or because they gain pleasure from annoying people. a large amount of frogging has been traced to mainland china.

signs that a video has been frogged include:
– irrelevant or s-xual tag words
– sh-tty watermarks
– pixelation
– annoying music
– interspersed messages such as “check ma other vids!! :)” or “made by 67wingn00b3r”
“allah i’m trying to find that video you told me about but there are so many sh-tty versions with linkin park in the background that i can’t here what the guy’s saying!”

“so much frogging happens nowadays, this is why chinese people shouldn’t have internets!”
going out on as many dates as you can in order to find your prince.
after they both recently broke up with their boyfriends, mary and nancy decided they needed to go frogging.
the delusional act of two hideously ugly people kissing each other in a public place (pub, library, supermarket, strangely aloof austrian uncle`s homemade bas-m-nt etc), unaware of the horror they are creating for fellow mankind in the vicinity.
look at that pair of hippocroc-a-dogs frogging like shameless apes in the street
1. intr.v, the act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one’s bare feet on the toilet seat. the person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and sh-ts.

frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

frogging is the new sh-tting.
i frog every time i have to sh-t, it’s so much better for you, you should try it.

marshall! are you in there!? you better not be frogging my mom’s toilet, you son of a b-tch!
when you and your partner s-xually engage with your bodies in a x position, and you both climax at the same time, while making bullfrog like sounds.
“oh my god…. sally and i frogged last night”

“sally is always frogging the whole town… ribit”
the ability of causing loss of focus and function with a prolong gaze at the screen with no action taken or f-ck given about anything else that day
“dude that girl is frogging the sh-t out of me ”

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