frogus


when a girl take a sh-t, puts it in the freezer, and uses it as a d-ld-…
she had the joy of using a frogus.
the frog-child of nathan and sarah, infamous for his heinous control over peoples minds by his superm-ssive cuteness. he is mind-explodingly cute.
oh my god! look at frogu jumping, look at him he is soooo cute! he has complete control over my brainmeats.

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judge: “why did you slaughter your mother and make her guts into yummy spiced sausage, wear her t-t’s as a hat, eat her teeth for dessert and p-ss on the rug?”

child: “frogu made me do it”
when a girl freezes fecal matter and uses it as a d-ld-.
“hey can i borrow your frogus tonight? mine melted”

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