from asshole to breakfast


to make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.
“man…i got sh-t from -sshole to breakfast!”

(where ‘sh-t’ is used to describe any substance or item).

“i got bills from -sshole to breakfast!”

when trying to eat an eskimo pie on bondi beach in the middle of an australian summer….
“look at me! i got ice-cream from -sshole to breakfast!”

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