a) british english history lessons, literally, from caesar to brexit
b) the history of your own country/province/state/region from a to z
even if you’re not british, and are a somewhat curious person, you should not only know the history of your country as it’s taught in public schools, but learn it literally from caesar to brexit, def b)
- boy lolita
similar to delores’ nickname in the novel and film called “lolita”, except in this case it’s gender switched. a boy lolita is a prep-b-scent boy who l-sts after older men and often is on affairs with them. a lolito is attracted to older men, and a very feminine boy with feminine fashion style. not to […]
- skimmed the brim
when you throw an item in super smash bros and narrowly missed someone’s head i hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!
- having a jag
to jerk off or m-st-rb-t- i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag
- scue me
a polite way of telling someone to get the f-ck out of way without being a complete douche but you still trying to be one “scue me!” “stfu jared!!” “pull up den hoe?!!”
- the pr*ckly p**p
when your p–p p-sses through your -n-s and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts. the pr-ckly p–p i just p-ssed felt like chunky peanut b-tter p-ssing through my -n-s.