Fronkey


portmanteau of ‘front’ and ‘monkey’, combined to form a colloquial term for one who works at the front counter of a business. normally a descriptive noun, or an informal address to be followed by shouting or threats. shortened to ‘fronkey’ for ease of pr-nunciation.

individuals are called so because they normally operate near the front entrance of the business, habitually smell of/consume otherwise unpalatable foods, make unreasonable amounts of noise, and willfully disorganize their work area while doing nothing of particular skill or value.

pr-nounced ‘frun-kee’.
hey, fronkey! get back to the till and shut up.

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