Front Row


being hammered drunk.

taken from talladega nights, “and i’m in the front row, hammered drunk.”
you in the front row tonight?

no i ran out of beer, i’m a couple rows back, but ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he’s up on the stage, soloing.

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