frontal fart
a g-ssy discharge coming from the v-g-n-l area otherwise known as her tw-t, c-nt, or taco. frontal farts, in most cases, follow and long and hard bang out session. frontal farts are dry in nature if the banging was done safely and can be wet with spritzing effects that vary by how many loads were dumped before the discharge.
i {fart taster} just had some wild freaky sh-t with that b-tch from special ed cl-ss. without warning she sat her m-ff on my face and made me eat here frontal farts
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