FrontdoorAmnesia


teenage affliction that suddenly seems to strike when the garbage needs to go out or the dog needs walking, may miraculously come back tho when their mates turn up to go to the pub.
‘jeez, the bins overflowing and the dogs sh-t all up the wall again, looks like he forgot his frontdooramnesia medication again’.

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