frost crotch
the freezing sensation that occurs when you’re outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your p-n-s freezes so bad you feel like its getting pr-cked by needles.
“i just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my d-ck hurts like a b-tch.”
“oh you must have frost crotch.”
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