Frost the Muffin
when a male prematurely -j-c-l-t-s on a females genitals before he can make it into her v-g-n-.
she was so hot, and had me so h-rny, i went to put it in, and squirt, i didn’t even make it in, all i could do was frost the m-ffin!
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