Frosted Crotch


the area between a man’s legs including the scr-t-m and p-n-s that either is infested with std’s or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
hey john, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

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    socal slang for sucking c-cks “bro, nice hair, do you frost your tips” “nah, this is from the sun, but you should frost my tip” stfu, frost my tip

  • Frosty Hang-lo

    male genitalia hanging out after a hot shower. origins: air-drying of the b-lls and shaft make your junk cold, but they are hanging low because of the hot shower you just took. bro #1: “bro, wrap your towel better. i can see your junk, dude.” bro #2: “quit looking at my frosty hang-lo, f-g.”

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    frou’ed up. like all froufrou and pretty as defined by a certain karen l. holla. shiiiiit. that front lawn is all frou’ed. looking good.

  • frozen penguin

    when you’re f-cking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur d-ck in the snow and then go at it. stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

  • funkendicular

    an adjective used to describe a very peculiar thing or situation. a cross between funky and perpendicular, or straight-up funky. that chick has some funkendicular hair; i’ve never seen dread locks and purple highlights. i’ve never been to such a funkendicular party where people smear vegimite all over each other, and then lick it off!


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