Frosted Flaker
a bro (jorge c.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his “girl”, thus breaking the sacred, bro’s before hoe’s” code of men.
3. jorge-” julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?”
julio-“yeah bro! i’ll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, i,m on my way to the house!”
jorge-“oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, i gotta go kick it with my lady friend!”
julio-” wow, dude you’re being a frosted flaker on us….again!”
julio-” hey kristi, i guess tonights not going down, jorge decided to be a double frosted flaker and eat an entire box, costco size of frosted flakes!”
a flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeas-m-nt because he/she flaked.
girlfriend: i’m soooo sorry, i was only late to your birthday party because i spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.
boyfriend: b-tch, don’t be a frosted flaker.
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