Frosty Crotch


condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.
man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch i’ve ever had.
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the medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

symptoms include:

shivering
severe agitation
an impatience to arrive at the destination
a temporary hatred for the car’s owner

generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend’s car, and they have -ssorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

this condition is known to affect men more than women.
“jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! this milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!”

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