frothy mocha latte
n. a refreshingly warm beverage derived from an individual suffering from an extreme case of diarrhea (either naturally or chemically induced). the person producing the frothy mocha latte (fml) must first be -n-lly inseminated before sh-tting into a coffee mug and serving it to another person.
whipped cream is permissible as a topping only when the person drinking the fml is actually aware that they have been handed an fml. the fml doubles as both a sick, s-xual fetish-type drink and a h-ll of a good way to exact revenge on a friend.
“man, you gotta try my frothy mocha latte”
“yeah, dude. give me a taste… oh, man. that kinda tastes like sh-t”
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