frotum


when a scr-t-m gets so cold it has frostbite; a frostbitten scr-t-m.
friend: dude its freezing outside!
you: yeah my b-lls are so cold i think i have a frotum…
an afrotuft of pubic hair upon the scr-t-m
women: your scr-t-m is extremely hairy!
man: why thank you! i refer to it as my frotum.
a hairy b-llsack
larry enjoyed his new swimsuit, but his frotum detracted from its hawaiian design

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