froyther
(n.): a man. specifically, a man close to one of your female friends. the female claims that this man is “just a friend,” and is “like a brother.” however, to both you and outside friends, the man looks, feels, and sounds like a boyfriend. unfortunately, referring to him as her boyfriend (or even innocently asking about boyfriend status) can trigger alarming fits of rage. derived from friend, boyfriend, and brother.
ex. 1)
female friend: i’m in a bad mood because i’m having an argument with chandler.
outside friend: oh, is he your boyfriend?
(female friend starts foaming at the mouth.)
you: no, it’s just her froyther.
ex. 2)
female friend: chandler spent the night in my bed last night.
outside friend: have you finally come to terms with the fact that he’s your boyfriend?!
female friend: (turns into hulk) he’s just my best friend!!
you: relax! we all know he’s your froyther.
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