Frozen alligator
when one takes a v–gr- pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.
me: i was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
colin: how was that even possible??
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