Frozen Assets
frozen -ssets – noun
1.
the result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
in the business and finance world an -sset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
these range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
frozen -ssets is the name given to toxic -ssets that have ceased to function.
3.
in the dating world -ssets refer to a persons, positive, features.
while the term encomp-sses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
think: “-ss-ets”
these -ssets can change relatively rapidly. for example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. they are not fixed.
frozen -ssets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc…
1.
i put my money in the fridge. i got the idea when i heard “frozen -ssets” on cnbc :d
2.
halifax has lots of frozen -ssets
3.
a woman with an m.d. is, obviously, intelligent.
the degree and her smarts are frozen -ssets
a person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their frozen -ssets
check out her -ssets!
you’ve got lovely -ssets
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