Frozen Christchurch fault line
while recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your -rs- and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing “oh oh christ”
matt: “thinking about doing the frozen christchurch fault line with kristie”
ben: “too soon buddy, too soon”
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