Frozen Samantha
when you take a healthy t-rd, place a popsicle stick in it, then freeze it. once it is thoroughly frozen f-ck a girls v-g-n- with it.
aaaackk i got another uti. i gotta stop getting frozen samanthas but they feel soo good.
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