Fructose Beard
a fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. a fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim’s face shapeless and lacking in definition.
honey boo-boo’s mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.
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