Fruesday
noun
the mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. therefor, the only logical answer is fruesday.
person 1: -vomit – cough- … i’m so drunk.. what day is it?
person 2: …fruesday.
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