Fruit Bad


some lairy, sk-nky person who has the charisma and charm of knome, they are usually accompanied by a rotting stentch and can be found wondering around random places like tesco’s reduction fridges begging for items to be reduced. the term “fruit bad” derives from when such a person purchased a piece of fruit that was 10 weeks just because it was 99% off.
person 1: aww man that angin woman just bought a sack of spuds that looked like they had cancer
person 2: eurrgh what a fruit bad

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