Fruit Box


someone who is flamboyantly gay and makes you want to punt small animals over fences
me: man that dude over there is such a fruit box
friend: i just wana kick a small animal right now!
the little tetra packs full of juice, drunk through a small plastic straw, often incorrectly referred to as “poppers”
i wish there was more juice in my fruit box, there’s never enough.

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