Fruit Fu
fruit fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons
fruit fu master: haha, i attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head
and squirting lemons into your eyes
victim: arghhhh, that stings!
fruit fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.
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