Fruit Juicer
1) the act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your b-tthole look as if it is p-ssing, works best with a crouched back).
jacob: hey steve! wanna play kickball down by mrs. o’leary’s farm?
steve: no…i have to show my dad the fruit juicer.
jacob: i’m gay.
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