Fruit OCD
when people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. they do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.
sarah: i can’t stand kiwi fur!
me: but you don’t even eat the fur…
sarah: but it’s still there !!!
sarah: i can’t stand peach fuzz either.
sarah: and those seeds on the outside of strawberries…
me: ….you have fruit ocd.
true story
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