Fruit Poop


when you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. you use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of fruit loops. you then proceed to enjoy the fruit loops as you defecate.
i was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so i had to take a fruit p–p.
the name for when you eat too many bowls of fruit loops and your poo is various colors of the rainbow.
guy: “my p–p was bright green today!”

girl: “you had the fruitp–ps, huh?”

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