fruit salad

what you see when you are mooned by a male. it is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
while being mooned by c-ssidy, i had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
n. an item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
back in the ’80s–the “just say no” era–in elementary school health cl-ss, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
the result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
at the end of ‘ace ventura pet detective’, a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.
1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
don’t go to the party just for the fruit salad. you don’t know what’s in it.
a culturally diverse group of h-m-s-xuals.
when doug, mohammed, atsushi and igor hang out, it’s a total fruit salad.
when several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their d-cks.
guy1: dude what’d you do last night?

guy2: me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst kayla went around sucking our d-cks,its called a fruit salad
a subst-tute word for s-x. usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had s-x without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
friend 1: hey, where are you? wanna play skyrim?
friend 2: fruit salad. may be a while.
friend 1: oh, never mind then.

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