fruit wars


a war conducted on a high school playground between rival student groups involving the use of various fruit as ammunition. often used to settle a dispute…

pineapples, watermelons and apples are among the deadliest weaponary used.

occasionally the groups will agree on permitting vegetables, bread, big macs, eggs and yoghurt as ammunition…

the rules state that any teacher intervention must result in both sides firing all ammo at the teachers.
fruit wars ong mang! launch the melons on the n00bs.

-vtec yo

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